IS IT ME?

I swear, some people just don't know how to behave.

You can't take them anywhere.

Some people just weren't raised right, you know?

I'm going to have cereal for breakfast

Sometime around 2 PM

There's a piece of dental floss stuck to my ass!

I haven't the slightest clue where it came from...

God I Love My Cats!

Man I love my cats! They really are the best.

They come home when I whistle... do your cats do that?